The simpler Oblivion functions

Q: Are there any other limits as to what I can do with the Better Bodies source files?

A: Yes the Tool variable is a maximum of 12 inches we need to cater for men and women of a nervous disposition too

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Livestock-handling function. Oblivion forum

I heard of a thing where if you activate a sheep enough, it will follow you around. So I do it to a sheep, and it starts following me around! I walk around and there are 6 other sheep, and I do the same thing to them all so I have 7 sheep following me around. I’m walking along the road from Bruma to Imperial City with my sheepy friends, and I hear one bleeting. I turn around, and the shepherd from Skingrad is attacking my buds! So I pull out my Dagger O’ Pain and beat his [censored]. I walk into town with my other 6 sheep after putting the deceased to good use, and I get accosted by the guard for murder! I choose resist arrest, and all of a sudden, 3 beggars come and begin attacking the guard, and my sheep are all crowding the guard, and not letting him get at me. Quickly, I dupe some daggers for my begger buds and they pick them up and kill the guard. I still get arrested, but the sheep are still in Imperial City Talos District. They even survived Dagon comin’ and attacking. Strong sheep.

Ming :slight_smile:

Ha! I see you guys have discovered the earthly delights of mods (including better bodies)…

Oblivions far better with just a few of these inmho.

This is getting silly I’ve bought the (PCWorld) Guide now and a small house on the waterfront and my head is full of plans for advancement in my chosen hack and slash career in there. And for being a contender obviously Charlie :slight_smile:

Deeply worrying but who gives a monkeys it’s great fun but the latest worrying bit is how to get my Magicka up I keep seeing ‘You do not have enough Magicka’ when trying to buy stuff. I’m a member of the Mages Guild after finding that magic can do stuff in combination with the pokey-pokey thing. I’m at the pillars quest hitting the pillars with the four spell types I’ve been told to use.

Hadn’t realised how powerful the staff can be and then switch to the sword when the Magicka runs out which it does far too quickly in my humble opinion :slight_smile:

I’m looking at the Mortar and Pestle now there’s no end to it. And the Wheelbarrow of Aberystwyth for the large collection of boletus caps you want mushrooms I got mushrooms. Just in case they come in handy you understand :slight_smile:

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Yo all you seers, sages and the angels of the ages.
Aznageel, Imperial Battlemage here ready to slap maids and bonk dragons.
Actually I’m level 13 and getting my arse handed to me on a plate up at the oblivion gate near Kvatch. :frowning:

Hey Growler :slight_smile:

I did that one at level 1 with just the odd dinosaur wotsit and with levelling enemies I’m steering clear of it now, makes for very long diversions around mountain ranges I’m knackered mate. You’ll be up against bad mothers by now give it up and join me on the search for <consults gardening manual> Nimrock or summat, glows green lives by water and swaying gently with aeolian music playing through the leaves. Or I could be right out of it you decide :slight_smile:

I flogged the hard won Sigil stone the minute I got back to civilisation no one told me I need it no one tells me anything and I forget where I sold it now. So stupid going for the immediate cash option but there’s the attraction :slight_smile:

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