Ok, one more for the road…
I don’t know you guys allready heard of this one. If you did excuse me for posting.
Bush and Condy Rice planned a highy classified visit to Bagdad. The insurgents however got a hold of this news and planted an IED on route…
When the car drove by, the IED went off and everyone was blown to pieces. So, they collected all the body parts, put them in a bag and shipped Bush his remains back to the first lady.
When she openend the bag with all the parts she shouted out:
This can’t be George, that’s his drivers penis