This bloke is in bed with his missus when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat
on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half
three in the morning. ‘Sod that for a game of soldiers’, he
thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer that”
says his wife , so he drags himself out of bed, and goes
downstairs. He opens the door and this bloke is stood outside.
“Eh mate” says the stranger, “can you give us a push??”
“No, f#ck off, it’s half three. I was in bed” says the man and
shuts the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what
happened and she says "Dave, you are a b@stard. Remember that
night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the
kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man’s
house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d
told us to f#ck off??"
So he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger
anywhere he shouts:
“Eh mate, do you still want a push??” and he hears a voice cry
out “Yes please mate.” So, still being unable to see the
stranger he shouts:
“Where are you?” and the stranger replies:
“I’m over here on the swings!.”
