A Grouse please

Staggers to the bar, scoffs half the bottle

“My compliments to the chef barstool, the rest of the bottle is in me, for my friends”

Attacks the aggresive looking doors on the way out and wanders into the snow

Hics

aggresive looking doors

:slight_smile:

This bloke comes staggering blind-drunk out of a pub and he’s sick all over a dog, he says “Blimey I don’t remember eating that…”

Ming